This soft, durable tee carries a wry, vintage-style illustration of a crash test dummy lounging in a wheelchair with the text “Yes, I’m THAT Dummy.” It feels like a wink to those with a dry sense of humor — honest, slightly irreverent, and comfortable enough for everyday wear. The relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton drape well whether you’re layering under a jacket or wearing it solo on a laid-back day. Washes cleanly, holds print detail, and keeps its shape thanks to reinforced shoulder tape and a ribbed collar. Wear it to low-key meetups, casual outings, or when you want your outfit to do the talking without saying too much.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp, detailed artwork and sleeve/inner-neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp, detailed artwork and sleeve/inner-neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat








